I'm a loser

Shamelessly ripped off from this thread on www.hippy.com

1)Opening credits: Good Morning Starshine - Hair
2)Waking up/Getting Dressed: Dedicated Follower of Fashion- Kinks
3)Average day: Carey - Joni Mitchell
4)First date: Do Wah Diddy - Manfred Mann
5)Falling in love: Love- John Lennon
6)Love scene: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me! - Rocky Horror
7)Fight scene: Backyard Brawl - Alice Cooper
8)Breaking up: No Reply- The Beatles
9)Getting back together: God Only Knows - Beach Boys
10)Secret love: Too much love will kill you - Queen
11)Life's okay: Itchycoo Park - Small Faces
12)Having Fun With Best Friend: With a Little Help From My Friends - Beatles
13)Mental breakdown: Am I Going Insane? - Black Sabbath
14)Learning a lesson: Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
15)Confused: Can't Explain - The Who
16)Flashback: Those were the days - Queen
17)Night on the Town: Come Dancing - The Kinks
18)Happy Times: Sun is Shining - Bob Marley
19)Under the Influence: Whisky Bar - The Doors
20)Upset: Songs of Yesterday - Free
21)Long night alone: Angie - Rolling Stones
22)Everything is all Better: Here Comes the Sun - Beatles
23)Closing credits: The End - The Doors

The new big thing is musical DVDs. They have all the nice noises of CDs, but with all the eye-candy of hot ladies (And Roger Daltrey... oooh he's muscley for his age...)

The BEST ones are definately:
HAIR! - It's a musical, based on the theatre production of the same name. You've all heard "I Got Life", "Hair" and "Let the Sunshine In"- they're from this piece of great. Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair!

Rocky Horror Picture Show - Meatloaf (Who was in Hair, the stage show, before he was famous), Richard O'Brian (From Crystal Maze, and also from Hair the stage show- that's how good it is) and transvestites. Doesn't get better.

The Who: Tommy & Quardophenia - They're without Kieth Moon, but with Elton John, Phil Collins and Billy Idol! And Townshend's brother, who's actually pretty good.

Best of David Bowie - Ziggy played guitar, what else is there to say?

The Office/ I'm Alan Partridge/ Napoleon Dynamite are also good, but they ain't musical

Why did I type all this? Who knows!

Computers will be the death of me
The most recent of my PC problems is in "Civilisation 4", which as a nerd, geek, dork etc. I was naturally pretty excited about (If that word can be used to describe buying a computer game). It's actually been quite a while since I bought a computer game, so my PC is a little, well, shit.

To cut a long, drawn-out, boring story short; all the land looks dark so you can't see it. I tried one of the fixes posted on some internet forum somewhere and my computer's gone all wierd, I doubt it'll survive the night. Luckily I have an old, crap, back-up PC to write this thang on.

Anyway, it also had all my coursework and stuff. So I guess I'm pretty much up shit creek, with no paddle. If anyone knows how to fix the black terrain thing, please comment At least then I'll be able to spend the hours which would have been spent in college (Had I still got my coursework) on Civilisation. I'm serious. Tell me.

I drew.... The reversed Nine of Swords. This apparently means that tomorrow I will face problems and will need to show courage and determination to to push through (Not my words, the words of the Tarot). That pretty much describes a normal day for me, so I'm confident it'll be accurate.

Y'know what I'm gonna do? If y'all want, post your birth dates (ie. 6th October 1989) and I'll work out your personal Major Tarot card and post their descriptions, just to see if they make sense. My personal Major is The Lovers, sometimes known as just Love. Means I'm affectionate but a li'l insecure, which is true, I guess.

Jesus Christ! I had a big long introduction post written up, but it all went somewhere and I don't know where

I'll have to start again. Jesus!

Well I'm Hairy, I'm Carey, I'm Hairy and I'm Carey. Little song there for ya. Don't steal it or I'll sue.
Well, about me- I'm skinny, and I gots me some bitchin' long blonde hairs. I loves my hairs! And I have legs to just die for. I've also got a bit of a stubbley face, and kickass sideburns. I'm sixteen, and I'm a guy. Imagine Shaggy, from Scooby Doo, and the only thing wrong'd be the short hair and the stupid voice (I have the most sexiest voice ever).

People say I'm "the nice one", but they always say it with disgust, as if it's an insult. The world we live in, eh? I guess that means I'm not nice, just a pushover. I will freely admit that I could get beat up by your little sister. I also give to charity, which is "grounds for beatin's" because I'm such a puff.

I usually wear stuff like bellbottom jeans, and tie-dye shirts, which also adds to my femininness. Surprise, surprise- I like music. The stuff I like is the REAL stuff. R'n'B (Real R'n'B- Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, Bo Diddley), Rock 'n roll (Buddy Holly, Elvis) are stuff that I sometimes listen to.

I can't be arsed listing all the stuff I like, but a little list can't hurt, can it? In no particular order- Bob Marley. Bob Dylan. The Beatles. The Who. Jefferson Airplane. Joni Mitchell. Simon & Garfunkel. Jimi Hendrix. Mannfred Mann (Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do ). Eric Clapton. Rod Stewart. The Small Faces. The Kinks. The Doors. Grateful Dead. Phish.Queen... and I'm sorry but I am boring myself by just listing them. Anyway, you know what sorta music I like.

My hobbies include guitaring (Which I guess every sixteen year old lad does) and reading Tarot. You'll probably think I'm some wierdo nutter, reading tarot like some gypsy with huge earrings and sexy long black hair, but it does seem to work. I think to spice this li'l thing up I'm gonna draw a card each time and post what the day after will bring. Heh, not many other writers on here can write about stuff before it happens, so there you go. I have a gimmick

Alright, that post was pretty shitty. Amuse yourself with this site. It's funny. I suggest clicking on "Fooooo." even if you don't click on anything else- the guy in there is the shizznizz.