I'm a loser

Jesus Christ! I had a big long introduction post written up, but it all went somewhere and I don't know where

I'll have to start again. Jesus!

Well I'm Hairy, I'm Carey, I'm Hairy and I'm Carey. Little song there for ya. Don't steal it or I'll sue.
Well, about me- I'm skinny, and I gots me some bitchin' long blonde hairs. I loves my hairs! And I have legs to just die for. I've also got a bit of a stubbley face, and kickass sideburns. I'm sixteen, and I'm a guy. Imagine Shaggy, from Scooby Doo, and the only thing wrong'd be the short hair and the stupid voice (I have the most sexiest voice ever).

People say I'm "the nice one", but they always say it with disgust, as if it's an insult. The world we live in, eh? I guess that means I'm not nice, just a pushover. I will freely admit that I could get beat up by your little sister. I also give to charity, which is "grounds for beatin's" because I'm such a puff.

I usually wear stuff like bellbottom jeans, and tie-dye shirts, which also adds to my femininness. Surprise, surprise- I like music. The stuff I like is the REAL stuff. R'n'B (Real R'n'B- Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, Bo Diddley), Rock 'n roll (Buddy Holly, Elvis) are stuff that I sometimes listen to.

I can't be arsed listing all the stuff I like, but a little list can't hurt, can it? In no particular order- Bob Marley. Bob Dylan. The Beatles. The Who. Jefferson Airplane. Joni Mitchell. Simon & Garfunkel. Jimi Hendrix. Mannfred Mann (Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do ). Eric Clapton. Rod Stewart. The Small Faces. The Kinks. The Doors. Grateful Dead. Phish.Queen... and I'm sorry but I am boring myself by just listing them. Anyway, you know what sorta music I like.

My hobbies include guitaring (Which I guess every sixteen year old lad does) and reading Tarot. You'll probably think I'm some wierdo nutter, reading tarot like some gypsy with huge earrings and sexy long black hair, but it does seem to work. I think to spice this li'l thing up I'm gonna draw a card each time and post what the day after will bring. Heh, not many other writers on here can write about stuff before it happens, so there you go. I have a gimmick

Alright, that post was pretty shitty. Amuse yourself with this site. It's funny. I suggest clicking on "Fooooo." even if you don't click on anything else- the guy in there is the shizznizz.